Feels so scary getting old

   spanish and italian: So THESE words are feminine and THESE words are masculine, and you ALWAYS put an adjective AFTER the noun.
   french: haha i dont fuckin know man just do whatever
   german: LET'S ADD A NEUTRAL NOUN HAHA
   english: *shooting up in the bathroom*
   gaelic: the pronounciation changes depending on the gender and what letter the word starts and ends with and hahah i dont even know good fucking luck
   polish: here have all of these consonants have fun
   japanese: subject article noun article verb. too bad there's three fucking alphabets lmao hope your first language isn't western
   welsh: sneeze, and chances are you've got it right. idfk
   chinese: here's a picture. draw it. it means something. it can be pronounced four different ways. these twenty other pictures are pronounced the same but have very different meanings. godspeed.
   arabic: so here's this one word. it actually translates to three words. also pronouns don't really exist. the gender is all in the verb. have fun!
   latin: here memorize 500 charts and then you still dont know what the fuck is happening
   sign language: If you move this sign by a tenth of an inch, you'll be signing "penis"
   russian: idk man its pronounced like its spelt but good fucking luck spelling it
   Greek: so basically we're going to add 15 syllables to every word you know and assign it one of 3 genders at random. Also good luck figuring out where to put the accents you piece of shit

#LOOL #xD #its true greek is EXACTLY like thats #sorry guys XD #lol #personal #greek #languages

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